Two deer walk into a gay bar

Joke has % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits.". “A guy walks into a bar ” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A deer version is: “Two deer walk out of a gay bar.

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One turns to the other and says, ‘I can’t believe I just blew 30 bucks in there.’” The joke was posted on Reddit and Twitter on March 22, and has been printed on several images. Reddit Two deer walk out of a gay bar ( votes, 22 comments. One turns to the other and says “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there”. Ever heard of deer in a bar?

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