Oh my god my tivo thinks im gay spence

Doug's TiVo thinks he's gay, leading to hilarious misunderstandings in this funny scene from The King of Queens. A great memorable quote from the The King of Queens movie on - Spence Olchin: Oh my God! My TiVo thinks I'm gay!. What's wrong? I'm being sexually harassed. Oh my God me too! Who's sexually harassing you? Four year old. You? TiVo.

The King of Queens Quotes

Spence: Oh my God!! Tivo thinks im gay! Spence: Ouch!! That has tetnus written all over it! Carrie: Excuse me? I'm not gonna throw food at my father. Doug: What about that chicken leg last week? Carrie: He threw peas at me. Spence Olchin: Oh my God! My TiVo thinks I'm gay! [Doug and Deacon are locked in a refrigerated truck with penguins] Doug Heffernan: "Warning: Please retain key as refrigerated trucks are not equipped with interior door handles".

Mother of ass! [repeated line] Doug Heffernan: Shutie! Arthur Spooner: What's going on? Doug Heffernan: It's Carrie. Carrie Heffernan: Did you ever have a friend whose life sucked so bad it made you feel better about your own? Doug Heffernan: Nah, sounds like a lot of work.

05x05 - Mammary Lane - Transcripts - Forever Dreaming

C Fight Club. And what do you get? Please enter your email address: Submit. Doug Heffernan: Not if they want me to pass it to them. But get this. Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Oh, yeah Salesman: So what are you going to do with the money? Add a Quote. Holly Shumpert: I'll just blow-dry it. I've never really Carrie Heffernan: Dad, I told you, if you want a grilled cheese sandwich, I will make you one!

Doug Heffernan: You're pregnant. Pulp Fiction. Well, I have had the pleasure, so offy. Now we're having dinner with some white family Arthur Spooner: Needless to say Doug Heffernan: She called last night and, uh, well, we talked.

Retrieve it. I'll be in an iron lung, you'll be in a wheelchair. Mother of ass! Carrie Heffernan: What's going on here, Doug? Arthur Spooner: I know the difference. You're praying for the Jets! Arthur Spooner: What do we have here? Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Why didn't you go when we dropped Spence off? Decorating with Style.